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Anyone remember Neopets? I went and carved one in a grapefruit. #Nolife!
And there it is.
all my friends may be gone but i still have pumpkins and that’s what matters the most
just doing my dailies
I wish there was a Neopets equivalent of Pokemon Amie. I wanna like, see my Neopets moving around and see them just like bat a toy around or hiss at me if I give them the wrong food or be all happy if I pet them. That is all I really need out of life. To be able to pet my Neopets
a dad who overzealously pressures his son to play neopets with him. cmon sport. lets toss that gormball around. have you visited coltzans shrine today? kiddo, restock your shop. do it for your old man
what the hell, neopets
okay so like
once upon a time there was a caption contest. the caption contest picture was a … a lupe, i think? and a hissi standing under a coconut tree, and the hissi was wearing that shirt. the poor hissi also was getting bonked by a coconut
and i don’t remember if this was a winning caption, or one TNT just found hilarious, but someone submitted a caption containing that line used in the description and TNT lost their shit over it because it was just so… very…
well it was very SOMETHING, im not sure what. either way, that item got made, and for a while there was a tradition of ending neopian times editorials with an angry coconut named mr. coconut saying GOOD NIGHT because of another part of that goddamn caption
this has been your lesson in neopets
"Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top" "You are wereing yor’s too mr.coconut" "Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?" "Wat coconut?" "Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!" "BOOM!" "AHHH MY HEAD" "GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut" (12:30pm)
I don’t wanna sound like a neo elitist but I find it really funny seeing this explained like I forget not everyone’s a neo addicted weirdo who can quote the whole thing and occassionaly uses GOODNIGHT MR. COCONUT as a normal way to say goodbye
what if we found the person who wrote this somehow
like, what if we found that person. as an adult
theres nothing more embarrassing than my neopets username because i remember thinking ‘this username is so cool’
reblog if you are a neopet
If you ever wondered what an acara sounds like, well, it sounds like a possessed child.
Imagine waking up to this in the middle of the night omfg
Honestly this is exactly how I sound irl
happy birthday to me!!!!
thank you! :>